Oprah and John Tesh

I checked into the Hispanic Liberation Theater down on Jefferson Davis Highway, and they've got an exciting project coming up that I'm really excited about. They are doing a play/musical based on the time Oprah Winfrey and John Tesh supposedly were an item, and they need someone to fill the role of Oprah. How cool would that be? Me, as Oprah! There's possibly a nude scene, but I think I can deal with that, even with my stretch marks and all. I wonder who they're going to get to play John Tesh. The script is REALLY long, and you know I have trouble remembering things, but I should be okay. The big musical number in which Oprah begs John not to leave, with dancing chairs and table lamps and a disco strobe light, should be a real hoot. Maybe evena hoot and a half. Gotta go work on memorizing my lines for tomorrow's audition. Wish me luck!