Busy Week

It's been a really busy week for me. So much going on, I don't know where to start!

I finally found my car, which I "misplaced" a while ago when I went out celebrating my status as Worst Owner/Dispatcher at Veterans Cab. It was parked in the alley behind Babe's, a club on Cary Street. It's a wonder it never got towed. I went to Red Dragon Tattoo and got the embarassing tattoo on my rear end changed. I was going to just have it removed, but the tat artist there convinced me to alter it instead. Now it says "Free To Enter". Cool, huh?

They called me back for a second audition at the Hispanic Liberation Theater. Even though my breasts are nowhere near Oprah's size, and I'm not even the same skin color, they seem to really like my ability to cry on cue during the dramatic scenes and the leg split I can do during the big musical finale.

My neighbor, the cute one I had to borrow money from a while back? We went out to dinner together. He took me to this great Thai restaurant, then walking along the James River downtown. It was an enchanting evening. When he dropped me off at home, I was ready to drag him inside and jump his bones, but being a polite gentleman he simply kissed me on the cheek and asked if we could do this again sometime soon. OF COURSE WE CAN.

Due to some problems at work, I had to get someone arrested. He didn't do anything really out of the ordinary, but he pissed me off so bad that I thought I'd teach him a lesson.

Got a package in the mail from Raul. He's still in Brazil, taking care of his mother, but he hopes he can come and visit soon. What was in the package, you ask? Awww, sorry, guys and gals, but that's classified information.

They opened a new factory here and are hiring people to bag M&Ms. You know, the melt in your mouth, not in your hand chocolate candy? I thought about going over there. Could always use the extra income. But it occured to me: how will I know which ones have M on them and which ones have a W on them? I wouldn't want to toss out the wrong ones. Or do they have a machine that separates them before they get to the bagging line?

More to write about--it's been a busy few days--but I've got to get ready for my second date with my cute neighbor tonight. Hope it goes as well as the first!