Audition Blues

Had my audition today for the Hispanic Liberation Theater's production of "To Oprah, From John". I think I did okay, but one of the other women auditioning, a large black woman, laughed and told me I could never be Oprah. NEVER. Several other women gave me crap for not looking anything like Oprah, for not knowing who Stedman is, for coming to the auditon dressed ina tank top and pink hot pants. Whatever. They're just jealous. The producers said they'll make their final decision in the next couple of weeks so cross your fingers for me. It's not Ginger, but it's just as cool.